CREATIONS
BELOW ARE SOME THINGS I’VE MADE FOR THINGS OR MYSELF
THE DEAR SANTA AMAZON LETTER
I MADE A FLUSH LAMPS WEBSITE FOR MY FLUSH LAMPS
HEY, CHECK OUT THIS TORTOISE.
VISUALings
WRITTENINGS
HERE’S A THING I WROTE ABOUT CHICKENS FOR MCSWEENEY’S
I WROTE A BUNCH OF ENTRIES FOR THE ONION’S ENCYCLOPEDIA