THE “dear santa AMAZON LETTER”

Below is the entire piece originally written for The Fondly Remembered literary website ‘The inclusive.’

i once got in an online argument with a lady who insisted that her son made this. it escalated to the point where i was dm-ing with the son, and the son admitted to me that he had lied about the whole thing to his mom, and he asked me to just be cool and say he did it, and say i was lying and trying to steal credit. i did not do that.